I'm cancelling Christmas
Its got all too much
I'm cancelling Christmas
I've just had enough
All the spangles and baubles and Christmas good cheer
I've really had enough of that stuff this year
I'm cancelling Christmas
I just can't be bothered
I'm cancelling Christmas
Its far too much trouble
All the buying of presents and spending of money
Its so far from the real festivities you dummy
What happened to the caring and sharing of food
The kindness and thoughfulness of being so good
Of giving a monkey about those in your care
Or forgiving the problems of those once held dear
I'm cancelling Christmas
Its too much like hard work
I'm cancelling Christmas
Cos I don't give a fig
